Dorkalicious

hobbsmeerkat:

jwhoof:

gamzeephile:

mellydash:

nimblerain:

Name: Lauren

Tumblr Name: Lenoria

Nickname(s): Dashie, Two-Face

Birthday: December 10th, 1987

Relationship Status: Single

Random fact about you: I’m pretty depressing and fucking crazy

Name: Rafael

Tumblr Name(s): Nimble…

Name: Jonathan

Tumblr Name: JWhoof

Nickname(s): JWhoof, theatre stalker, pookey, jthor, jwhore, and too many others to remember.

Birthday: June 13th

Relationship Status: Unlike MH and Hannah, I have to say I am a single pony

Random Fact: I like pie

Name: David

Tumblr Name: Hobbsmeerkat, Askmlpsweet

Nickname(s): Hobbs, Dave, General, neji2112, gaara2112

Birthday: Mar 19th

Relationship Status: taken, long-distance (~4500mi)

Random fact about you: I’m 6’1” and weigh 145lbs.

Name: Arielle

Tumblr Name: Dorkalicious and Ask Marie Kanker

Nickname: Sissy, Tinky, Fun Size

Birthdate: October 18

Relationship Status: Single

Random Fact: I like psychologically analyzing people.

(Source: mstrueimage)

hobbsmeerkat:

wolfnanaki:

moon-dusted:

dee-lane-ee:

pretty-sugoi:

sassy-gay-karkat:

studiomatti:

kyurizz:

aportraitoftheartist-asayoungfan:

Is probably the singularly most unsettling thing to ever exist on the internet

Welp. 

Test results were bollocks but between this and last night I don’t think I should be thinking of bad things ever.

You feel trapped by life, which is causing distress and anxiety. You are actively seeking a way out of your troubles, but do not yet have a path that you feel confident will help you. You are open to new experiences and are able to connect emotionally with others, and so if you are able to formulate a plan for your future, the outlook is positive that you will find satisfaction.

 A disappointment has lead you to a state of indecision and a pervasive uncertainty about the possibility of the future improving. Stress is the natural result, and you feel rising levels of uncertainty and anxiety, causing you to avoid situations where you will be forced to make a decision. Often this will express itself in a series of meaningless distractions, whether in the form of entertainment, intoxicants or romance.

…

FUCK.

im gonna cry

You have a distinct sense of self-importance or an overdeveloped self regard. You nevertheless have the ability to make an emotional connection to others and are capable of achieving satisfaction in a romantic relationship. However your self-regard has the tendency to limit your emotional depth and to leave you feeling not completely committed or emotionally distanced. You do not easily form strong emotional bonds.

 Your ample supplies of confidence have been nearly sapped through an ongoing stressful environment or decision that needs to be made. There is an indication that willpower is at an all time low due to a situation from which you clearly want to escape but which is either proving too difficult or else the necessary actions are such that you are unwilling to contemplate them. 

well that was disturbing 

You are expecting too much from the world and this lack is expressing itself in frustration and dismay. Often there will be a distinct problem with a loved one caused by unrealistic expectations of perfection. If this is the case, then there may be sexual problems caused by this lack of understanding or empathy.

 You desire escape from an unsatisfactory relationship or job situation. In all likelihood, you feel underappreciated and you hope for a change or for a way to improve cooperation. With your hopes for compatibility being frustrated, this relationship is beginning to seem like a burden and leaving you irritable and impatient.

what the shit 

You feel a sense of anxiety and emotional isolation because you are not receiving the appropriate level of appreciation from the platonic or romantic relationships in your life. There is a sense that others are not willing to cooperate with you, which leads you to feel underappreciated.

 You feel a sharp lack of appreciation from the world around you. There is a rising sense of anger and frustration that your friends or loved ones do not respect you or that they treat you with disdain. Often this will be the result of a hostile workplace. The loneliness that comes with this struggle for admiration will often sap your will or make decision making difficult.

welp.

>each portion of the test has the same image with a different color vibrating on top of it

>cryptic message that can’t necessarily be answered by the available options

>a random letter flashes every now and then along with some choppy clips of people talking

>the answer is some generic bullshit that can be related to just about anyone

You are manipulative and demanding, and you expect quite a lot out of a relationship, whether it be friendly or romantic. Furthermore, whether conscious or not, you have a tendency to mediate your attitude toward others in an attempt to get the better of those around you. You are very intelligent, but also suspicious.

 You are desperate to define yourself through the power of your own convictions.  Independence is of prime importance in a relationship, though you desire and seek out likeminded individuals who you can respect. If you are required to act against your nature there will be enormous amounts of anxiety and stress created. Similarly, you are loathe to compromise on your opinions or beliefs.

 In my case this is pretty true, and reading some of the others, i cant really say i could agree with much of them, in terms of my positions or perspective of myself.
But that is one disturbing test to take. gets under your skin.

You possess a strong sense of self-importance or an overdeveloped self regard. You nevertheless have the ability to make emotional connections to others and are capable of achieving satisfaction in a romantic relationship. However, your self-regard has the tendency to limit your emotional depth and to leave you feeling not completely committed or emotionally distanced. You do not easily form strong emotional bonds.

A naturally strong will has been overtaxed with difficult life obstacles. At this point in the process, your stress and anxiety have risen to the point where you can no longer look at your problems objectively. Similarly, because of your strong will, you will have a very hard time stepping away from any difficulties that are not yet resolved. This creates an internal conflict which exacerbates the problem.

This test was terribly confusing. And now my head hurts.